Tomorrow, as you may have heard, the world may or may not end. Experts say the world faces an array of problems that’ll end civilization as we know it on 12/21/12. ShoeDazzle and I want to make sure you’re prepared for each scenario. So, on the eve of Armageddon, I present to you our Survival Guide.
Scenario 1: Depleted Resources
If we run out of oil, stay slick in Fay. She loves liquid leggings and Texas gold accessories. Mix metals; it’s the end of the world, people.
Scenario 2: Drought
If water’s the problem, quench your thirst in Ece; she works well with cropped trousers, previously known as “high waters.”
Scenario 3: Alien Invasion
If aliens invade, reach for your Dangers to let them know you come in peace to take them to your fashionable leader.
Scenario 4: Biohazards
In case of bio weapons, go Over The Top. One thing I’ve learned in my short time on this planet: going to the Emerald City solves everything.
Scenario 5: Zombies
In the event of a Zombie Apocalypse, best pack your Pella full of bricks and your favorite apocalypstick, because you can do some serious damage swinging that thing—and look sexy doing it.
Richy T, – It’s the end of the world as we know it, and I look fine. Apocalypstick.