3, 2, 1, Hi I’m Richy T., and I’m a Dazzle-holic. Was that convincing or should I do it again?
The countdown to spring is over, because it’s here—as of yesterday. So what’re you gonna do about it? Spring forward? Done. Spring clean? Maybe. Spring cheese? Not a thing. At this point, we’re all sprung.
For example, crossed-leg’d Krissy makes us jump. Jump velvet ropes to party with the stars. She’s all like, “Denim and then some.” Sprung.
Zip a de do da. It looks like some bees stung some classic slip-ons to make them as sweet as honey. Sprung.
Wade out your final flurries in style. Sprung.
Richy T. – Sprung up.